Do Not Sit On The Furniture
7.8
Closed·$$·21+
Miami Beach's premier underground house music club — intimate, dimly lit, and electric with world-class guest DJs every week.
About Do Not Sit On The Furniture
Highlights
Group Celebrations
Late Night
Live Music Night
High Energy
Outdoor Seating
Indoor
Live DJ
Drinks & Nightlife Info
Dress Code
Smart casual
Cover Charge
Varies by event; tickets from ~$18 to $93+ purchased in advance via DICE.FM
Age Restriction
21+
Music
HouseUnderground HouseElectronicDeep HouseTech House
Reserve a Table
Verified
7.8
/10Atmosphere
9.0
Drinks
7.0
Service
7.0
Value for Money
6.0
Entertainment
9.0
Buzzing
DaysFriday and Saturday
TimesPeak hours
Relaxed
DaysWeekdays
TimesOff-peak hours
Wednesdays offer a more accessible entry point with quality underground bookings and sometimes free admission. The venue runs 10 PM to 5 AM all four nights, with the crowd and energy typically peaking well after midnight. Miami Music Week (March) and Art Basel (December) bring the highest-profile lineups of the year.
Closed
MondayHours unavailable
TuesdayHours unavailable
Wednesday10:00 PM – 5:00 AM
Thursday10:00 PM – 5:00 AM
Friday10:00 PM – 5:00 AM
Saturday10:00 PM – 5:00 AM
SundayHours unavailable
Reviews
MusicAtmosphereDance Floor
The Experience
Venue Type
scene
High EnergyUpscaleIntimate Vibe
environment
Outdoor SeatingIndoor
entertainment
Live DJDance FloorLive Music
food_drink
Craft CocktailsBeer SelectionFull BarBottle ServiceWine List
accessibility
ADA CompliantWheelchair Accessible
facilities
Street ParkingFree WiFiParking Garage
access
VIP SectionReservationsWalk-Ins Welcome
policies
ID RequiredCredit Cards AcceptedCover Charge
What Visitors Are Saying
What people love
Music: House music quality and DJ lineups are consistently highlighted as world-class and the main draw.
Atmosphere: Reviewers love the intimate, dimly lit, underground feel — the disco shark fixture and cassette-tape decor are frequently mentioned.
Dance Floor: The intimate dance floor is praised for its energy and sound quality.
Service: Bartenders receive positive mentions, and specific staff members like 'Sol' are called out for being kind and welcoming.
Outdoor Patio: The patio with multiple bars is noted as a great area for taking breaks and socializing.
Good to know
Cover Charge: Some reviewers note the ticket prices can be steep, especially for major events during MMW or Art Basel.
Crowding: The small size of the venue means it can feel packed on peak nights.
Door / Bouncer: The bouncer/door experience is mentioned in some reviews as inconsistent or frustrating.







