What kind of music does Do Not Sit On The Furniture play?

Do Not Sit On The Furniture specializes in underground house and electronic music, regularly featuring world-class guest DJs from labels like Nervous Records, All Day I Dream, Bar25, and Diynamic.

Does Do Not Sit On The Furniture have a cover charge?

Yes, ticket prices vary by event. Tickets are typically purchased in advance through DICE.FM and can range from around $18 to over $90 depending on the artist. Some Wednesday nights may offer free entry.

What are the hours at Do Not Sit On The Furniture?

Do Not Sit On The Furniture is open Wednesday through Saturday, 10 PM to 5 AM. The venue is closed Sunday, Monday, and Tuesday.

Does Do Not Sit On The Furniture require reservations?

Table reservations are not required for entry but are highly recommended, especially on Friday and Saturday nights. Walk-in entry is available by purchasing a cover ticket.

Is Do Not Sit On The Furniture LGBTQ+ friendly?

Yes, Do Not Sit On The Furniture is explicitly LGBTQ+ friendly and welcomes a diverse crowd including locals, tourists, and groups.

Where is Do Not Sit On The Furniture located?

The venue is located at 423 16th Street, Miami Beach, FL 33139, in the Lincoln Road district of Miami Beach.

Is parking available near Do Not Sit On The Furniture?

Yes, paid parking is available nearby including parking garages, paid lots, and paid street parking in the Lincoln Road area.

Is Do Not Sit On The Furniture wheelchair accessible?

Yes, the venue has a wheelchair accessible entrance and wheelchair accessible restrooms.

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Do Not Sit On The Furniture

7.8

423 16th St, Miami Beach, FL 33139, USA

ClosedOpens 10:00 PM·$$·21+

Miami Beach's premier underground house music club — intimate, dimly lit, and electric with world-class guest DJs every week.

NightclubSmart casual21+South Beach

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About Do Not Sit On The Furniture

Do Not Sit On The Furniture is Miami Beach's go-to destination for serious underground music lovers. Tucked on 16th Street in the Lincoln Road district, this snug, dimly lit nightclub has built a devoted following by bringing globally recognized house and electronic DJs to an intimate, artfully designed space — complete with a signature disco shark hanging above the dance floor.

The vibe is sophisticated yet unpretentious: a diverse, LGBTQ+-friendly crowd moves freely between the indoor dance floor and a well-appointed outdoor patio. Women-owned and fiercely independent, the venue books top-tier talent from labels like Nervous Records, All Day I Dream, Bar25, and Diynamic, making it a must-visit during Miami Music Week and Art Basel.

Tickets are available via DICE.FM, and table reservations are highly recommended for weekend nights.

Open Wednesday through Saturday, 10 PM to 5 AM, Do Not Sit is the antidote to South Beach excess — real music, real energy, real Miami.

Highlights

Group Celebrations

Late Night

Live Music Night

High Energy

Outdoor Seating

Indoor

Live DJ

Drinks & Nightlife Info

Dress Code

Smart casual

Cover Charge

Varies by event; tickets from ~$18 to $93+ purchased in advance via DICE.FM

Age Restriction

21+

Music

HouseUnderground HouseElectronicDeep HouseTech House

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Verified

7.8

/10

Atmosphere

9.0

Drinks

7.0

Service

7.0

Value for Money

6.0

Entertainment

9.0

Score derived from 800+ public reviews

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Buzzing

DaysFriday and Saturday

TimesPeak hours

Relaxed

DaysWeekdays

TimesOff-peak hours

Wednesdays offer a more accessible entry point with quality underground bookings and sometimes free admission. The venue runs 10 PM to 5 AM all four nights, with the crowd and energy typically peaking well after midnight. Miami Music Week (March) and Art Basel (December) bring the highest-profile lineups of the year.

Closed Opens 10:00 PM

MondayHours unavailable

TuesdayHours unavailable

Wednesday10:00 PM – 5:00 AM

Thursday10:00 PM – 5:00 AM

Friday10:00 PM – 5:00 AM

Saturday10:00 PM – 5:00 AM

SundayHours unavailable

Reviews

Mostly positive with strong praise for music quality, intimate atmosphere, and DJ bookings; some criticism around door/bouncer experience and pricing.

MusicAtmosphereDance Floor

The Experience

Venue Type

Nightclub Dance Club Lounge Bar

scene

High EnergyUpscaleIntimate Vibe

environment

Outdoor SeatingIndoor

entertainment

Live DJDance FloorLive Music

food_drink

Craft CocktailsBeer SelectionFull BarBottle ServiceWine List

accessibility

ADA CompliantWheelchair Accessible

facilities

Street ParkingFree WiFiParking Garage

access

VIP SectionReservationsWalk-Ins Welcome

policies

ID RequiredCredit Cards AcceptedCover Charge

Perfect For

Group Celebrations Late Night Live Music Night Tourist Must-Visit Dance Night Cocktail Night

Location South Beach

423 16th St, Miami Beach, FL 33139, USA

donotsitonthefurniture.com

+1 (510) 551-5067

[email protected]

What People Love

Music: House music quality and DJ lineups are consistently highlighted as world-class and the main draw.

Atmosphere: Reviewers love the intimate, dimly lit, underground feel — the disco shark fixture and cassette-tape decor are frequently mentioned.

Dance Floor: The intimate dance floor is praised for its energy and sound quality.

Service: Bartenders receive positive mentions, and specific staff members like 'Sol' are called out for being kind and welcoming.

Outdoor Patio: The patio with multiple bars is noted as a great area for taking breaks and socializing.

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1 / 12

12 photos

Do Not Sit On The Furniture

7.8

423 16th St, Miami Beach, FL 33139, USA

ClosedOpens 10:00 PM·$$·21+

Miami Beach's premier underground house music club — intimate, dimly lit, and electric with world-class guest DJs every week.

NightclubSmart casual21+South Beach

Make a Reservation